"Bloodsucking is so yesterday."

Since no one was able to offer me any insight into the whole 'why can't vampires and werewolves just get along' thing, I had to go searching for the answer. I didn't find an answer, but I found this article, "Oh, How they Suck" by Grady Hendrix, that looks at contemporary representations of vampires as brooding, crying, vegans - sounds kinda like poets!   

Remind me to tell you the story of how I accused my friend's husband of being a vampire because he works nights at the blood bank and, well, he tries to stay out of the sun during the day ... need I say more?